So here we are. It’s happened. Pigeon has won the presidency. Hide the keys to the Presidential bus.
Pete the Cat was just too laid back. “It’s alllllll good,” he kept saying. Llama Llama just couldn’t overcome the drama drama. Pigeon, meanwhile, was racking up a number of questionable votes — why did that whole stack have EXACTLY the same X in exactly the same spot? Why did unmarked ballots keep disappearing off the end of the counter?
Still, it’s a democracy, people. Good luck, Pigeon, with all that messy governing you’ll have to do. Good luck.